Wee’s 16th

HOT HOT HOT EXPOSE! Finally, the unveiling of the 16th Communication & Information Club hot stuffs!!

Wen Teh Peng
El Presidente

He is not head of the country with the biggest population in the world. In fact he’s from a school with one of the smallest around. But like his counterpart up north, the spotlight has been time and time again thrown on his family name, literally meaning warmth and compassion. Unfortunately the joke around town is that his actually means a warm cup of iced milk tea. Which is an oxymoron.”

Ruiqi T.Banks
El Vice Presidente

I like it fierce, and I work it the way my momma taught me.
When the party’s on, you can Bank on me for a Big Bang.
Wanna be on top?
I’d take the lead and we’ll rock the runway together.

Jin Augustin
Le Secrétaire Général Honorifique

Some regard him as the person to rely on, for happenings around Singapore and in the funkiest school in the far west. Others know him for his appreciation of local music and Asian indie. More remember him for his caring personality and processing ability. Whatever the case, the radio deejay and journalist (-to-be) gives you the best tips he can offer. Like his bigger counterpart on-air, he juggles multiple roles – you can probably see him everywhere.

Ze-d
Le Auxiliaire Secrétaire Général Honorifique

Secretly a frontman for an alternative grunge-rock/techno band, Ze-d lurks in the background most of the time, with deep-set shadows under his eyes, and floppy long hair. Hair may occasionally obscure face/eyes. Sings only emo/semi-cryptic songs.

New York ‘Siti’ Hilton
Schatzmeister

She’s the secret Hilton sister who takes care of the family fortune. What people don’t know is that her sisters (and everybody else) have to ask her for permission before they can spend away. If not for her, the family would have been bankrupt a long time ago. Note: She can be extremely stingy.

The Sexy-tary Twins – J & E
De Sociale Secretaresses

An evolution to the Carlson Twins, meet the new JE pair in a world of sexy parties and high-fashioned shows, campaigns and galas. The latest to be on the “hottest gay icons” list and People Magazine’s “Sexiest Men Alive”, girls and guys are screaming for a piece of them. Be wowed
and dazzled by the new duo who’s taking the industry by storm.

Candy Moore
業務管理者

Fancy a piece of her under wrap(per)s? Have Moore and you’ll be plagued with toothache and laden with unwanted flab once you’re hooked onto that sense of temporal fleeting pleasure.

What’s Moore? She is said to become adhesive when melted. Hot stuffs ought
to avoid the Candy Shop, unless, of course, you mean BUSINESS too.

While Candy Kisses Last!

Little J
業務管理者

Poor (literally) little J has got no money to buy herself much, so this resourceful chick is your one and only stop to getting freebies ‘cause she knows just where to get them. Play nice, all you Upper-East Siders, and you might just get into the good books of Miss Little J. You know you love me.

Trixie ‘Auntie’ Winfrey
El Oficial de Bienestar

She’s not your typical aunt agony on television but she’s probably your most reliable source of information to the cheapest caterer around school and best bargains during the textbook sale. When you need a confidante (like food) during hectic exam periods, she’s here to help with fully filled Milo tins, biscuit tins and Styrofoam cutlery. Well, if you need a human confidante, you can try her too.
Watch out for her ’cause she’s the next-best Winfrey you can get in town.

Gossip Guy
Il Segretario Delle Pubblicazioni

Hey Wee Kim Wees, Gossip Guy here… and I have the biggest news ever. One of my many sources sends us this: Spotted at Millenia Walk, iPhone in hand: Shannon. Was it only a year ago the hottest dude mysteriously disappeared for god knows what? And just as suddenly he’s back. Don’t believe me? See for yourselves!

XOXO,
Gossip Guy

Paris ‘Liz’ Lee and Nicole G. T.
營銷經理

Occasionally more than friends, they also spend half their time trying to decide if they’re going to make up (or out) with each other. Expect lots of love and even more catfights. They’re inseparable, so don’t try to split them up.

Sid ‘Sufi’ Syko
ศิลปะการแสดงกรรมการ

Once a big time vocalist for a rock band, his life of womanising and alcohol and drug abuse now leaves him without a band and without a job. After rehab and spending thousands of dollars in counselling, he has turned over a new leaf and found his true calling – setting up audio equipment (mat technician) and organising gigs and concerts. And as for women, he has stopped his womanising ways and is now looking for that one – whoever, wherever she may be. Any takers?

Sean and Pedro – Amaze Brothers
스포츠 비서관

Добро пожаловать Добро пожаловать в цирк
Good come, good come to the Circus,

Приезжайте и посмотрите, удивительные
Динамо братья, Sean и Pedders

See come the Amaze brothers Sean and Pedro,

Будете поражены их смерти игнорирует акты Чудеса! Титаны
Extravanganza!!!
Wow be they defies death acts of wonder: Titans Extravaganza!!!